reasons 21-30 of: why @ThisIs_Progress should book @JimmyHavoc #BookHavoc
#21 He will make the coffee every morning—and bring us a cup when we wake up.
#22 He mind seeing chick flicks so will take all the ladies in the audience on a group date after (see also #DateHavoc)
#23 He'll clean up the mess he will inevitably make
#24 He has been checked and he is not contagious so we can't catch it.
#25 studies have shown watching suicidal, suicidal, suicidal wrestler boosts your immune system and releases endorphins and serotonin.
#26 As with quitting smoking, booking Havoc reduces your chance of heart attack or stroke
#27 The over use of profanity is a certainty. And everyone likes a good swear don't they.
#28 If Progress don't #BookHavoc they should feel very guilty and we will therefore be guilty by association. Progress should spare us the guilt.
#29 He will un-friend us all on Faceyb if he is not booked
#30 I have put a lot of effort making these up. I wouldn't want all this effort to go to waste.
Did you know: Ten Good Reasons is the debut byn Jason Donovan? That makes me better than him as I have got to 30.