Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Reasons to #BookHavoc

10 reasons Progress Wrestling, @ThisIs_Progress, should book @JimmyHavoc #BookHavoc


#1 he bakes after match muffins for all wrestlers that are 100% gluten free

#2 he will give free manicures to those whose nails he inadvertently breaks whilst kicking crap out of them

#3 someone called Sean South says havoc will kill himself for our entertainment #deathmatch

#4 there will be more talking and tweeting in the third person

#5 I shall make it my mission in life to convince someone to get the little twitter icon pic of havoc tattooed on them. I have a victim in mind

#6 we can find out if he sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait when he played Zed in Police Academy (I think he does)

#7 I can imagine he is thoroughly entertaining

#8 Umm muffins, manicures, the next logical step is something about puffins. He will sponsor a puffin sanctuary (do these exist?)

#9 He is gonna turn up anyway we might as well give him some money for it, maybe as bribery to keep him under some kind of control

#10 He will owe us all big time for all this effort put into the #BookHavoc campaign

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Reasons 11-20
Reasons 21-30
Even Rikochet wants you to #BookHavoc

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